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dirkshead: dicksprite: I ran into this guy(on the right) at...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 01:18:22 -0800

dicksprite:

I ran into this guy(on the right) at Disneyland and never even got his name.

I think I was the first homestuck he ever met, and he even asked to take pictures with me(hence me taking a photo on my own phone. pics for proof!) and all. And I just kept looking over at him from my table until I got distracted trying to explain the format of homestuck to my stepdad- and when I looked up again, he’d left.

I was tempted to go up to his family and slip him my number, or at least wait for him to come back, but he never did.

Of course, I ended up screwing up and never even got to find out his name.

Can anyone help me with this? He’s got a red iPhone with an Eevee sticker on the back, and had a pretty cool-looking lil bro and an older sister(maybe).

I don’t even know if he has a tumblr, but I’m determined to find him even if he doesn’t.

Can anyone help me out with this?

SOMEONE FIND THIS BOY THIS OTHER BOY WHAT IF SOMEDAY THEY GET MARRIED OR SOMETHING OR BECOME EACHOTHERS BEST FRIENDS THIS IS JUST TOO CUTE

kelsynical: dipstickfiddleshit: WHO IT THIS WOMAN? God

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 00:39:33 -0800

kelsynical:

dipstickfiddleshit:

WHO IT THIS WOMAN?

God

feminist-space: zionangel: feminist-space: bluntlyblue: feminist-space: We need to talk...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 00:05:26 -0800

feminist-space:

zionangel:

feminist-space:

bluntlyblue:

feminist-space:

We need to talk about Marissa Alexander

uvgotfemale:

Sign the petition to have her pardoned here.

Please sign!

To refresh memories - this is the Florida woman who was prosecuted for shooting into the ceiling to try to protect herself from an abusive ex. She was not allowed to use Stand Your ground, because we all know by now that law is only for white (or white passing) men to get away with killing people of color.

In other words, sign the motherfucker, ok?

Yes exactly.

Because shooting into the ceiling in self-defense while you’re in fear for your life means you deserve 20 years in prison.

Wait…no. NO. This isn’t right. Let’s help her, everyone. Seriously. Sign the petition. It’s not right that she be punished for trying to protect herself (and at the ceiling! as a warning shot!) while her husband (who admitted to being abusive, by the way) was threatening her life.

SIGN THIS FUCKING PETITION OKAY?!?!

I’ve been watching the petition’s progress and it’s pretty dismal. So I’ll be reblogging again and again in order to get the word out. Please help signal boost. I don’t think any of us wants to see someone defending herself against a real, immediate threat to her life go to jail for firing a warning shot at the ceiling.

I mean for fuck’s sake the NRA boys are foaming at the mouth about their right to have their guns but a woman uses a gun to shoot at the ceiling to protect herself? Nooo, she has to go to prison for two decades!

Please. Sign the petition. Signal boost and tell your followers to sign it too. Let’s get this number way, way, way up.

ticktockdonttouchtheclock: yu-nako: simplykalamari: whAT how...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:59:14 -0800

ticktockdonttouchtheclock:

yu-nako:

simplykalamari:

whAT

how many mods are you even running

Well for one you need the right texture pack and two you need to use MCPatcher with the Better Grass option enabled.

skreamfilter: arcanecenotaph: it-was-a-run-by-fruiting: verrot...

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:40:41 -0700

skreamfilter:

arcanecenotaph:

it-was-a-run-by-fruiting:

verrottenapfel:

arcanecenotaph:

So Tumblr, I am in quite the financial bind (I’m trying to immigrate to Canada while also still trying to support my mother and younger sister who can barely afford the food we need to buy.) so I have decided to offer up a personal project of mine for sale.

This cow skull was hand painted over the period of about 4-5 months using nothing but oil paints (other than the gold, which is acrylic). I also added all the beads, feathers, and twine by hand.

As of tomorrow it will be sealed with polyurethane to keep any paint from fading as well as to protect it from weather conditions. I will also have it set up to be mounted on a wall.

As of now I’m offering it for $350 + shipping, but I am open to negotiating the price. Paypal if preferred, but I’m willing to discuss other payment options as well.

Even if you can’t buy it reblogs are really really appreciated! Thank you~ <3 <3

Guys, this is my boyfriend and the move to Canada he’s referring to is so he can live with me. Even if you’re a broke ass mother fucker, give a brother some love and reblog?

I highly he was moving to Canada to get away from the serious stupidity of our politicians.

That would be part of it, but mostly I just want to begin living with the love of my life, who is a Canadian citizen and would suffer greatly from moving here instead of me moving there. :/

Signal boost

Also wow this is fucking rad as hell

iamtheisabella: I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS. ALL THE...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 21:55:38 -0700

iamtheisabella:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS.

ALL THE ROAD TRIPS I WAS WAITING

pedoshaming: homestuckresources: Just to clear up some...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 17:50:45 -0700

pedoshaming:

homestuckresources:

Just to clear up some missconceptions with characters.

note: the misconception of john using :B is not to be confused with jane, who uses it 15 times!

also note that just because say, john never uses “:B”, or eridan never uses “wweh”, doesnt mean you cant have them say it when youre writing them

its not a crime nor is it even that annoying if used here and there, and people who say otherwise may as well just be sticking a “no fun allowed” sign in the ground

but don’t be butthurt if overuse annoys people

especially if you’ve pulled the canon card

meowgon: katileer: traceexcalibur: petition for me to be able to bring all of my friends to...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 23:09:00 -0700

meowgon:

katileer:

traceexcalibur:

petition for me to be able to bring all of my friends to Canada and find them stable places to live and sources of income and all the necessities of life so they can live somewhere with decent civil rights (compared to many areas of the U.S, at least)

signs petition let’s get this to the right people and then maybe we can get somewhere

i’m signing it right now i’d like some rights that’d be rad

signs immediately and sighs in the direction of every friend

fairycrutches: this is actually my favorite gif on tumblr

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 23:07:21 -0700

fairycrutches:

this is actually my favorite gif on tumblr

edwardspoonhands: nerdfightersdontfightnerds: valerie2776: hav...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 23:05:10 -0700

edwardspoonhands:

nerdfightersdontfightnerds:

valerie2776:

have just discovered that i may have been under the influence of chemicals whilst creating pizza john???? cool and unsurprising

The birth of pizza John

As long as huffing spray paint doesn’t become a thing with you guys.

cosmicsan: when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 20:05:16 -0700

cosmicsan:

when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before

witchofspacetime: OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT THIS IS MY...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 19:56:26 -0700

witchofspacetime:

OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THOR PAGE OF ALL TIME

loki-s-army-at-221b: bac0nsexual: pornad0: prince16greg: this...

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:02:21 -0700

loki-s-army-at-221b:

bac0nsexual:

pornad0:

prince16greg:

thisisanexparrot:

bronteloganwinchester:

pezevans:

compuhorse:

andrew-scoot:

simpusimpu:

Oh, I just realised the problem…

jesus FUCK

i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question

How the fuck do you answer that.

You have officially won the troll olympics.

oh my gOD

lmaoooooo

lmfao

omfg

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

"JOHN BASKET OF ASS EMERAL HAS A BIRTHDAY TODAY"

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 00:59:54 -0700

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR BASKET OF ASS

numbuh004: nicolascagefanblog: IT SAYS CANADA no it clearly...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:07:00 -0700

numbuh004:

nicolascagefanblog:

IT SAYS CANADA

no it clearly says anal

ammodramus: i wonder if anyone has thought to call EriSol World War II. WWII wwii 8) I love you.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 19:06:35 -0700

ammodramus:

i wonder if anyone has thought to call EriSol World War II.

WWII

wwii

8)

I love you.

Photo

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 11:43:57 -0700

theplumeriaprincess: fuckinglaughter: This is actually legit...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 11:39:59 -0700

theplumeriaprincess:

fuckinglaughter:

This is actually legit omg

God bless Alaska

jalwhite: romanticdevices: quitecamille: sacrumfingers: [Imag...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 11:36:58 -0700

jalwhite:

romanticdevices:

quitecamille:

sacrumfingers:

[Image: Gifs of Cinderella and Prince Christopher talking on a crowded street and of the two of them smiling at each other.]

Cinderella: I’m not sure I want to meet this stranger. I doubt if he has any idea how a girl should be treated.
Christopher: Like a princess, I suppose.
Cinderella: No! Like a person with kindness and respect.

My most favorite version of Cinderella. Can we talk about how BOTH main characters are people of color. Prince Charming is Asian and the most captivating person in the village is an african American woman who believes in kindness and respect? Let’s talk about it. Let’s have a full conversation about it.

No one… NO ONE will ever understand how happy this movie makes me.

No one.

I’ve watched this movie so many times. It’s never enough.

peachypopo: onceuponanerd: xdw94xd: This is apparently coming...

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 11:20:56 -0700

peachypopo:

onceuponanerd:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

I need an iphone.

julia you need to get this

so i can use it oAo

i need my zombie training